RANDOM DIARY ENTRY #1

Every once in a while I will publish old excerpts from my handwritten diary.

“There’s something awfully hot about a terrible and mean person being obsessed with you and only being nice to you. Not great for anything long-term obviously. We met up for Pies ‘n’ Thighs before our movie. He had a beer and I had apple pie. I can’t remember if he paid for us, but I vaguely recall he made a weirdly big deal about the check—about how he would pay for most of it.”