I DON'T EAT, I DON'T SLEEP, I DO NOTHING BUT THINK OF YOU


Here are some things that happen when you have a debilitating crush:

  • You can’t eat sandwich-type foods. I can’t tell you why, but you lose the ability to eat things where you have to hold ingredients together. You’re falling apart yourself—how are you gonna keep your food from doing it? The best you can do is slowly shovel something in your mouth with a …

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